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I did not eat the cookies. Per my attorney. Allegedly.
For everyone who has ever been found near an empty plate with crumbs and a suspiciously calm expression. Wear it to the cookie swap, the holiday party, or any scene of the crime.
Bold "I DID NOT EAT THE COOKIES (PER MY ATTORNEY)" on the front, with the ALLEGEDLY print on the back
Soft, lightweight unisex fit, sizes S–5XL
Printed on demand, made just for you
A great funny Christmas gift for the baker, the snacker, or the suspect
